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The Vampire Steve?! edition by K Anderson Yancy Literature Fiction eBooks

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Just when he thought the suburbs couldn’t get any deader . . . Homicide Detective Steve Stone finds his idyllic suburban life interrupted by Humor and Horror when he’s suddenly forced to balance the competing demands of Husband . . . Father . . . Vampire, as he copes with his new Life . . . Death . . . Rebirth!

When we’re born, we have to learn how to breath, eat, sit up, rollover, walk, talk, . . . we know nothing. But in the movies when a vampire is born they know everything, how to fly, to avoid crosses, what to eat, what time their curfew starts . . . They have complete mastery of all their abilities, but what if becoming a vampire is really like being born and you have to learn everything. Like what food taste good. Do free range humans, the homeless, taste like what they look like? Do vegetarians taste horrible? And vegans even worse?

With wit and humor Steve has to learn those skills and more; how to fly; how to make his wings pop out; how to cope with teething pain when his fangs come in; how to turn to fog; how to handle sprinklers and showers, running water; how to survive; what foods to avoid “Free range humans” - The homeless, ... what happens when you have a food allergy . . . and how to keep his wife and kids from finding out about his new Life . . . Death . . . Rebirth! And, what happens when they do? Do his kids run in terror? Or loving children that they are, in support of their dad, do they make list of people they won’t miss at all?

This is a Hilarious and Horrific Fish-Out-Of-Water, Horror-Comedy & Comedy-Horror in the vein of the films that helped make Disney an empire such as "The Shaggy Dog", "The Absent Minded Professor", "The Shakiest Gun in the West", "The Ghost & Mr. Chicken", "The Incredible Mr. Limpet", ...

And, similar to "The Lost Boys" and "Fright Night" it swings back and forth along the pendulum from Frightening to Funny from Hilarious to Horrific from ...

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